1. Become pregnant a few months prior.
2. Go to thrift store and pick up $1 Cabbage Patch Kid. Awesome child-given haircut optional
3. Cut off limbs just above seams. Have handy husband saw off face with serrated knife 
4. Snip off pokey ends of tooth picks, paint white, use glue gun to secure into corners of doll’s mouth.
5. Use hot glue gun to adhere face and arms to maternity shirt. Apply additional amounts of glue and red paint for effect. 
6. Pick up some Smacker’s “Dazzle Dust” for $3.27.
7. Apply Dazzle Dust to husband’s face, liberally. Like, until you know he’ll be dazzling for days after, no matter how much he showers.
And you’re done!
Does this make anyone else think, “I love you this much!”?
Posts
13 comments:
You crack me up. :)
HA! so creative, pretty sure I wouldn't get pregnant to do it though, lol!
Oh, Sabra- you are a hoot! What I thought was "I'm heeeeere!"
So so SO funny:).
Dear Sabra,
I love you.
XOXOXO
That is just too funny. Really, what a unique and fun idea! I am so glad you posted photos.
know what this makes me think of?
Vampire erections!
good grief! lol~!
ROFL, excellent!
Oh geez... I'm going to wake my napping kid up with my HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!!! That is AMAZING!!!!
Disturbing and hilarious! Thinking of saving a few dollars on the C-section as well?
LOL! Absolutely AWESOME! I might have chosen a chucky doll though if I could have found one.. LOL!
Sabra, you are SO funny! Seriously. I can't stop giggling. I especially love the photo of you two (three?!) smiling like a happy couple!
Post a Comment