So my Supreme Lack of Quality and Quantity Posting is at such a level that my mother in law called my husband today to see if I was all right. I really have done little to nothing the past few weeks. I even almost posted about teaching my eight year old how to make scrambled eggs,
That’s how desperate things have gotten. I have been doing stuff with my kids, just nothing really productive in a tangible sort of way. That doesn’t involve eggs. See, the facts of it all are these:
-It appears to be of the girl variety.
-Girl variety babies seem to make me really sick when growing inside my innards.
-I have found that the above statement is super easy to convince my husband, family, friends and most associates of, getting me out of tons of responsibility.
-Though having a sweet excuse for irresponsibility and laziness is awesome and all, I’m really glad that with my other three pregnancies I was growing boys because I’m a complete pansy and this fetus is kicking my trash.
-Dude, did I mention I’m having a GIRL?!?
-Most of my computer time has been filled with crazy amounts of shopping and girl-sewing-tutorials bookmarking.
But look, my baby has ears!When the ultrasound tech stopped on this shot of the top of Baby’s head, my five year old gasped and asked, “Is it an elf?” He’s also the one that whispered to his older brother, “I think it’s an alien!” when he saw the 9 week ultrasound picture. Other than not feeling totally myself, this pregnancy has been the most fun just because my boys are so excited for it. We tried to convince them that the baby will be their only Christmas gift this year, but for some reason that started to upset them. Spoiled kids.
So to bring this fascinating rambling to a close; sorry I stink at posting regularly, girl babies are the the most fun life-sucking parasites ever to shop for, and stay tuned next week for some actual sewing goodness.
But for now, enjoy your weekend. Bye-bye